Spill The Beans

Here's some great advice that my Uncle Wayne shared with my family, and it has made a big difference for us at dinner time: "Never, Ever, Ever cook beans and onions together... It will give you Tear-Gas." Bah-da-bump.

Woof!

I got stranded at Wal-Mart yesterday at dinner time (Long Story); Anyway, it was close to dinner and I felt that it was time to go for the ultimate gut-buster... Wienerschnitzel! Whooooo!!!

I hadn't been there in years, so I thought, Heck... I'm gonna go all out. I ordered their "Chili Lovers Combo." The Combo includes:

- 1 Chili Cheese Dog
- 1 Chili Cheeseburger
- 1 Chili Cheese Fries
- 1 Large Soda

As I ate the meal, I was very happy, and thought "Man... I need to eat here more often!" I have now become convinced that if you live an evil life, and end up not going to heaven, you will be served the "Chili Lovers Combo" for all eternity.

All I can say is Whoooooaaaa!!! Nuff said...

Alternate Song Titles

Had fun with the fam tonight over dinner creating "Alternate Osmond Titles." See if you can guess any of them.

For this first batch we took on the obvious; Songs by the fam (Osmond Titles):

1 - Intelligent Cattle
2 - Slinky
3 - Orangutan Anger
4 - Plastic Carnations
5 - Take Me Out
6 - Two Delicious Pears
7 - Hate You Just Because
8 - The Modest Pair
9 - Take Your Hands Off Her
10 - Up By The Rapids

Have Fun!